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July 20, 2004
Never Ceases To Amaze Me
God, my neighbors are stupid.
Male Neighbor directly across the street seems to have an unlimited supply of money for all sorts of toys. In the past few months he has purchased a (very large) truck, a Spa (still sitting in their driveway), a dunebuggy (to keep the other one company?), and a brand-new BMW 325xi. Approximately one week after purchasing the shiny, silver Beemer, it disappeared and has not reappeared.
I heard that shortly before the car disappeared Male Neighbor was bragging that was happy to "scare the crap out of anyone willing to take a ride."
Since the car vanished, I have seen Male Neighbor hopping on crutches several times, apparently nursing a broken femur. Ow. His wife broke three ribs and needs plastic surgery.
Apparently the BMW 325xi doesn't corner quite as well as he hoped at 110 mph (or so a little bird told me).
Posted by Ensie at July 20, 2004 08:00 PM
Comments
Am I evil for thinking that's kind of funny?
Posted by: Dawn at July 21, 2004 09:31 AM
Sounds like the laws of natural selection still apply!
Nice job on moving your archives, by the way. I needed Pixy's help!
Posted by: rp at July 21, 2004 10:29 AM
No Dawn, not evil at all. I'm pretty sure God thinks they are idots too.
Posted by: ensie at July 21, 2004 06:34 PM
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