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August 09, 2004

Strained Chest Muscles Totally Suck

When will I be better? I haven't done any of my usual chest-muscle activity lately in a real attempt at feeling well and whole again. Things I have not done in the last several weeks that I really wanted to do except it might bother my chest:

1. horseback riding
2. swimming
3. dog walking
4. delivering boxes of stuff to customers
5. Olympic gymnastics trial

OK--I probably wouldn't have done the last one even if I was feeling 100%.

Haven't I done my time? The only things I've lifted lately have been wedding cake sample albums at (plug for the bakery doing my wedding cake) It's A Piece A Cake. Apparently, wedding cake sample albums are the exact weight and size to cause my chest muscles to feel just like they did after I first injured them. I spent all day yesterday watching movies with an ice pack on my chest. Frinklin can smell me coming from 50 feet away with all the ICY HOT® I have smeared on.

Posted by Ensie at August 9, 2004 10:53 AM


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