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May 12, 2005

I'm almost as paranoid as Richard now

Tuesday, while making deliveries in my car, the odometer readout reached the 70,000 mile mark. I continued to drive, acknowledging the milestone, and duly noted that I should make an appointment for 70,000 mile maintenance soon. We drive our cars A LOT, averaging just over 30,000 miles per year, so our maintinence needs don't match up with most drivers.

As Frinklin and I carpooled home, I reminded him that we needed to schedule a check-up for the Beetle.

As we walked into the house that evening, the phone rang. Frinklin rushed to answer it while I turned on the computer and let the dogs out. He declined something several times and stated that we would call soon. As he hung up, I asked him who was on the phone.

"Drew Volkswagon, wanting us to know that we were due for our 70,000 mile maintinence and offering to schedule an appointment."

How the fuck did they know? Am I being monitored?

Posted by Ensie at May 12, 2005 07:48 PM

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I'm not paranoid. It's just that everyone is out to get me.

Posted by: Richard at May 12, 2005 11:58 PM

Be on the lookout for the phone call when your car comes due for routine maintanance. That's how they get you!

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