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February 28, 2005

Oscars 2005

Watched the Oscars last night. Wasn't too impressed. "Disappointing" was really the word that came to mind. Observations:

-Chris Rock was OK. Why did he get a standing ovation when he walked out on stage? He echoed my thoughts when he yelled, "Sit your asses down!" at the audience.

-Bad hair. Good dress.

-Why is Usher, whenver I see him, wearing a giraffe on his arm?

-Ew. Too skinny, too much dark hair.

-The songs all blew. And as much as Frinklin loves The Counting Crows, what the hell has happened to Adams Duritz's head? Aside from the giant spiky mushroom, why does he only put on weight in his face? No. More. Beyonce. Please. No more. Especially in duets with Josh Groban.

-Bad hair.

-Bad hair II.

-Sean Penn needs to deflate his head. A lot. If he spontateously combusted tomorrow I would not shed a tear. I'm tired of hearing him speak.

-Clint Eastwood has class.

-Hilary Swank does not. But she's young. And shows good judgement when choosing roles, except for that whole "The Next Karate Kid" thing. Annette Benning does not deserve to lose to you twice. And Chad Lowe is creepy.

-Love the dark hair with the dark dress.

-Robbed.

-Kate Winslett, I love you. Anyone who plays a "bookslave" wins my heart immediately.

-Jeremy Irons actually is funny.

-Cate Blanchett, sweet, a little funny, and so great. Well done.

-Getting your Oscar off-stage sucks. If you win, you get to walk the stage. That's the rule.

-Along those same lines, put the people in their seats. Don't stand a bunch of random white guys on stage pushing and shoving. Give them a chair for God's sake!

-Dustin Hoffman, you're better than that. Stop it. I'm watching the Oscars, not some shitty Ben Stiller movie.

Posted by Ensie at February 28, 2005 08:40 PM

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