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September 07, 2005

Charmin is stupid

Dear Charmin,

Why is there scented toilet paper? My husband accidentally picked it up and purchased it as he was afflicted with a cold that prevented his being able to smell the hideousness that is your scented toilet paper.

It's disgusting. And it's permeated my entire house. First it was just the bathroom, but now it's the kitchen and the bedroom. Not only is scented toilet paper wrong in theory, but in practicality it's also a bad idea.

It seems obvious to me that a man came up with this idea, just as a man likely came up with the scented tampon idea, and the scented pad. No woman is going to voluntarily put something down there that smells that bad. It's a sensitive area, and does not enjoy being coated in stinky chemicals.



PS--I feel bad throwing away 8 rolls of toilet paper, even ones that are coated in what may be the worst imitation of a floral scent ever. Maybe I'll shop them around my neighborhood...

Posted by Ensie at September 7, 2005 10:14 PM

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Wow, that stinks.

Sorry, couldn't resist. ;-)

Posted by: Charlie at September 8, 2005 05:52 AM

You could always donate it to the hurricane relief effort.

Posted by: hcky at September 8, 2005 06:15 AM

Women's shelters are another place to donate toiletries, even TP.

Posted by: eden at September 8, 2005 10:24 AM

Awesome! Thanks guys. I will totally donate the stinky TP.

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